Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
