what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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