No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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