Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My liver just had a heart attack.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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