I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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