Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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