so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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