my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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