I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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