Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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