Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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