OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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