In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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