I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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