I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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