Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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