At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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