I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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