Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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