I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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