why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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