I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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