Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Randomize
