There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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