So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
