she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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