If that was your dad, he is hot
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
