you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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