Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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