forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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