Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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