oh god the rape fog is back!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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