Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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