Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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