i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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