My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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