Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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