Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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