is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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