im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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