i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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