Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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