We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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