I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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