I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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