What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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