Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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