oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
