It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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