Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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