I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My vagina just recognized that song.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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