She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
