You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
barbara walters just said penis...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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