Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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